Backsplash Success

Remember that disaster contractor I had back when I moved in a year ago?

To recap, I had hired this grifter to remove a floor to ceiling skinny cabinet, install my dishwasher in it’s place, lay a butcher block counter across the cabinets instead of the plastic countertops, build a cabinet box on the other side of the dishwasher, and then install a sink, a hot water dispenser, and the faucets.

I found him on Angi’s List and it was so bad, I won a judgment against him for the work he screwed up. It’s just stunning. I basically had to redo all his work, or fix his work, because it was so terrible.

One of the things that killed me was that he installed the butcher block backsplashes crooked with up to 3/8ths between the back splash and the counters, and cut all the backsplashes short from the counters.

His work as a self professed “finish carpenter.”

Every edge was like this. It’s like he didn’t take his saw blade position in account when he cut the backsplashes.
The backsplash was raised up at least 3/8″ off the counters.

Turns out the backsplashes were super easy to pop off. They were held on with white silicone sealant which scrapped off super easy.

Blobs of silicone sealant I just scraped off the backsplashes after I popped them off.

The galling thing was I had an entire new board he could have used in case he’d made mistakes and had told him to use it freely, and I didn’t care because I could not return it.

Before I cut any new boards, I dry fitted the existing boards he had across the back, with the biggest gaps, and I’ll be damned if it didn’t just sit fine? Like no gaps. He’d just installed it crooked and running upwards at an angle.

I’d asked him about the gaps when I saw it the day of the install, and he’d told me “you have to expect irregularities in wood and it would not be perfect.” He’d also told me he was a finish carpenter, so that was a fascinating bit of bullshit. I told him I needed it fixed and he said it was impossible.

I am a total amateur, but if I can fit the backsplash pieces better than a self professed finish carpenter, I think I have some issues with his credentials.

I was able to recycle most of the pieces of backsplash, use some liquid nails and finish nails, and cut them to the right length. I even filled the nail holes, and sealed it with clear silicone sealer across all the edges, especially behind the sink where water is a concern.

I guess my amateur self can cut wood to length.

I paid him a lot, and he took advantage of my wife and I because I guess I was too forthcoming with having a disability that prevented me from doing the work. He never paid us the settlement he owed from arbitration with Angi’s List, either. They eventually yanked his business from the site.

No gaps.

The side piece was a bit wonky, so I scribed it, and made it fit. It was the first time I have ever done that. It took me 20 minutes to fix it so it had no gaps.

My wife came in and said it best. We were not looking for perfection at all, but we could have done it together with just me directing and her helping and get this result the first time.

I guess I was really lucky I could afford to take the hit financially, and had the ability to fix it myself when it was clear there was a problem. I don’t know how long I have where I can work like this with my degenerative joint issues, but at least for now I can. I am grateful for that.

I am also grateful that I can now look at my kitchen counters and know it’s done. They may not be finish carpenter level, but they are good enough. That’s all I ever wanted.

The last thing I need to do, is have the electrician we have coming in this year look at his electrical install of the dishwasher and make sure it’s not a problem. Then I will be able to put this all behind me. 

Insulation and Roof Venting

This last month we had to upgrades to the house related to insulation and heat issues.

Insulation

Over the last winter our house could not maintain heat. The floors were icy, and the heat cycled on every ten minutes. At one point during an ice storm it felt like the heat was running constantly for 24 hours straight. It was just that cold and the heater could not keep up.

Notice no insulation under my home.

We were recommended Boulton Insulation from our home inspectors, and we had them come. The inspector (Kevin) was honest, and really fair in his assessment. He was also super knowledgeable about heat pumps which is on our home list. He said it would be an easy job to put the insulation under the house.

If I was 20 years younger, or didn’t have my disability, I’d have done it myself, but I just can’t anymore.

Our quote came in at approximately $1200, after a power company rebate. That is less than the iPad I was eyeballing. Sold!

They scheduled us and had it done in a week. It was a one day job, and the next morning we noticed an immediate difference. The floors were warm. We could walk barefoot. As the mornings are getting colder, we have only turned the heat on for ten minutes in the morning and our tiny house just heats up and stays heated. If we cook or run the dishwasher we don’t even need it.

Best of all, my wife is comfortable. That is worth a lot to me.

Roof Venting

The second issue we had was the house roof was done by the previous owners, and while it’s a fairly good job, there is literally no venting in it. Like none! The blown in insulation in the attic is five star good according to Kevin from Boulton, but the lack of venting means it heats up in there, and just cooks us in the house.

On a sunny day you can literally feel the heat in the ceiling start drifting down and making the house hot. In the most recent sunny day, it was 74F, and the house was 85F just because of this with windows open. On a really hot day, our air conditioners struggled to fight it.

Kevin at Boulton gave me a recommendation for Patrick at Sound Roof Care, and I got a quote. Like Kevin, Patrick was fair, and gave me a reasonable bit of information that mirrored my own experience and research. Basically, I was risking mold and reducing the life of my shingles because I had no venting.

The quote to add venting along the entire roof was approximately $2700. That’s great, because I went up there to seal some nails and the roof cap on the recommendation of the home inspectors report, and I hate doing that. Even if my body was able, nope! There is no fucking way.

I helped my father roof two homes when I was a kid, just being up there and nailing down shingles. I don’t remember having an issue. Now, I apparently am not okay with doing this at all.

So as far as I am concerned $2700 is a fair price. We got scheduled and they were pretty quick at finishing the job.

Super heroes adding roof venting to my roof.

I probably won’t know for sure how this feels until it’s warm again next summer. I do know it’s a good preventative measure to make sure my roof lasts and I don’t end up with a moldy attic crawlspace.

I do know, it can’t hurt, and I can’t wait to see how a hot sunny day is in my home now.

A Transgender Aside

My wife and I are both trans, with my wife being visibly transgender. Part of hiring people in during the current political climate is fraught with concern that people might refuse to work with us, or treat us terrible for being transgender. Since my wife is the visible one, that will fall on her. She takes more than enough abuse when we go out, that bringing it home to her isn’t something I want to do.

I have to say these were concerns we had when we looked for professionals to work on our house. Yet, both Kevin from Boulton (and the office staff when we went in the pay it off) and Patrick from Sound, were kind and respectful.

If you have never had to consider this, it might seem strange to worry that someone you are paying may not want to work with you. It happens though. It might seem like a low bar to have to be happy someone treats you with respect, but we’ve had companies in recent years refuse our business. Not everyone takes a cake lawsuit to the Supreme Court. Some of us just go somewhere else and put our money in small businesses that are not staffed with bigots.

I can say these two companies were fantastic, and respectful, and safe for transgender clients as far as our experiences go. I am so happy we chose them, and will definitely be recommending them to everyone that asked now.

Housing Upgrades

This is the layout for my 899 square foot home from the sale paperwork. We use the front bedroom as a living room, and the living room as a kitchen/project room.

When we moved in, we knew that the house needed some upgrades. The floors were icy to touch with bare feet, and in summer the attic crawlspace might have a lot of insulation, but would hot box the entire house anytime it was sunny and over 75F.

We held off on any more work because our nightmare experiences with the last contractor.

We had gone through Angi’s List and it was so bad their arbitration process gave us back $675, of which the contractor never paid us. Angi’s list when they suspended him for that, but my experience as an auditor says he’ll probably just pick up a new business license and start all over again. But at least his absolute trash fire of a predatory business will be inconvenienced a little before he takes advantage of someone else.

As an aside, the craziest thing about that was the last day he was at my house when he told me he never gets repeat business, and some angry man called him on the phone to tell him his plumbing no longer drained where the contractor worked on it. This was literally as the contractor was destroying my plumbing. Never again without word of mouth references.

Issue 1:
Turns out I have no insulation under my house for like 80% of the home. I called Boulton Insulation, and this really cool guy named Kevin came out. he walked us through it all, and answered questions about things that weren’t even insulation related. He talked to us about the roof and mini splits. He was really on top of things. I cannot suggest them enough. This is the second time I have worked with Boulton.

What I liked was he didn’t try to upsell us. The bid was under $1300 to fully insulate the underside of my home, and wrap the pipes. That is doable. He even gave me the name of a reliable roofer.

They are coming out next week to do the insulation. My wife will no longer have icy toes when it’s chilly. I can’t wait!

Issue 2:
I also don’t have any venting on the roof. the previous home owner did the roof himself, and while he did a good job, you have to have venting.

This is deceptive becuase you would think the more airtight the better, right? Totally wrong. Without venting on your roof, on hot sunny days, it just cooks in there no matter how much insulation you have. I have great insulation, too, up there. As it gets hotter and hotter, heat then radiates down into the house, and cooks your shingles, lowering their lifespan. Plus it can create moisture trapped in your crawlspace that can mold. You just have to have venting.

I received a bid from Patrick at Sound Roof Care. Venting out my entire 899 square foot roof will cost me about $2700. Once again, very nice on price. I liked Patrick. He seemed honest and pointed out things I hadn’t even seen but were obvious to me once he saw them. He was well educated in his trade, and what he told me aligned with what I researched. He also didn’t try to upsell me.

I haven’t got a start date for him, but that will be soon too. With that done, next summer will not be so miserable every time the sun comes out.

Issue 3:
Our next plan is for an electrician to come out so we can solve the issue with the kitchen circuit flipping every time we run the microwave, the fridge, or the dishwasher at the same time. We also want to run some electrical to the shed. This will probably be a big ticket item as I think we need a new electrical panel, and I am not sure if we need it run to the power lines from scratch.

We simply use more electricity than the elderly lady that lived here before us. We run a lot of electronics for work, and have appliances that are much more modern than the original house versions.

I also want to make sure everything is safe after that contractor put in an electrical plug for the dishwasher. I don’t trust his work at all after I had to redo like 60% of it for being dead wrong and detrimental to my home.

Issue 4:
The last item on my list is to have mini split heat pumps put in for heating and cooling. I would like to have air conditioning, and get rid of all the portable air conditioners. There are some rebates from our local power company for this, so hopefully that will not be too expensive. We will look at that later next year or so. Getting the first two issues done will make this home much more comfortable temperature wise so even if we are starting to get 90F days here in the Pacific Northwest, it won’t be like this last summer when the entire house felt like an oven.

I feel like I am in a real life Minecraft game. I am building up my base, and making it cool.

Diamond Pickaxe, Baby!